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Feb 22

Furious Facts About Android Market

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App Stores, Common, Marketing

by Bandler

And here they come…the top facts about the Android Market you always wanted to know!

Feel free to leave your favorite fact in a comment.

I have executed different searches in the Android Market and I will face you now with the one and only truth.
Because the search in the Market does not show more than 1000 hits the AppBrain search is taken as a reference in some cases.

So lets get started:

    • Anyone affraid he is stupid?

At least many people wants to know it. Or the app creators think people wants to know it. Anyway.
“Stupid Test” (187 hits), “Moron Test” (199) and “Idiot Test” (129 hits) gives you lots of chances to find an app telling you that you are just as normal as anyone else.

    • Bird flu hits market harder than mad cow disease

There are by far more “angry birds” in the Market (more than 1000) than “mad cows” (22). Just if you have ever thought about that.

    • Fart or not to Fart, this is the question

I can not believe it! I am shocked!! Incredible!!! There are 238 hits for a search for “Fart Board”!!!! Puh, is there a bad smell in the air?!

    • Facebook is bigger than Google+

AppBrain shows it: Facebook (21596 hits) has more apptension than Google+ (15016). Still it is unclear for what all this apps are needed?!

    • The good overrules the bad!

A search for “God” and “Devil” in the Android Market brought more than 1000 hits. So I used the alternative AppBrain search. The result is quite calming: God overrules Devil with 2428:809. There is still hope that this will get a better world!

    • There is so much useless stuff

More than 1000 hits on the Android Market and 418 hits in AppBrain for a search for “useless”! Are you really installing something telling you it is useless? Seams so.
66 apps actually mention that they are rubbish…

    • Buy an Android Smartphone if you want to have an IPhone

AppBrain brings up 5728 hits for “IPhone”. Make your Android look like an Apple thingy seams to be more important than God (see above).

    • And now sports: ManU beats Barcelona!!

At least in the AppBrain search. Manchester United (200) is the clear winner. FC Barcelona (131) and the FC Bayern Munich (66) are far behind.

Uh, wait! Real Madrid got the title: 252 hits!

    • Android users are interested on politics

“Obama” gives you 260 chances to learn something about the current American President. If you can learn anything with the Obama Soundboard? I am not sure…

The german chancellor Angela Merkel gets only 20 hits, the frensh president Nicloas Sarkozy 55. The Android Market is clearly ruled by Americans.

That is it. These are the most furious facts I found in the Android Market. If you have another one, please leave it as a comment. I look forward to your results!

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